i made a new christmas list

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 12/27/2014 at 20:48 • Filed to: vtec

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jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 12/27/2014 at 20:49

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Also add shitloads of Nos and other stickers from part brands that your car doesn't even have.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 12/27/2014 at 20:52

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GReddy
STi
Blistein
Stoptech
TRD
Roush

These are all going on my stock Accord.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 12/27/2014 at 20:54

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Totally, also remember that you have to get some really crappy Autozone/Mismatched hubcaps and spray pain them crappily in some horrible color that hurts your eyes whenever you stare at it for long enough.

Tohru > jkm7680 12/27/2014 at 21:01

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Don't forget the tribal vinyl on the sides and a wing on the back made of plywood, CF vinyl, and Erector set bits.

jkm7680 > Tohru 12/27/2014 at 21:03

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Well Duhhhhh, Of course. I should start selling "Ricer starter packs."

Tohru > jkm7680 12/27/2014 at 21:13

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JKM's Car Customizing Starter Packs!

Ricer: cheap underglow, short ram intake, tribal vinyl, Erector set wing, sponsor decals, spinner hubcaps

Stance: Rota wheels, Raceland coilovers, billet aluminum tow hooks, camber kit

Lowrider: whitewalls on Daytons, plush velour seat covers, airbrush-look vinyl graphics

Miata: Hoosiers bro, rollbar bro, sleepy eyes bro, same-gender life partner bro

VIP: woodgrain steering wheel that looks orange, Raceland coilovers, Rota wheels, limo black window tint, camber kit.

Bosozoku: 40' of exhaust tubing, tubing bender, 4 sheets of plywood, Bondo, external oil cooler and lines.

jkm7680 > Tohru 12/27/2014 at 21:19

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Hahahaha, I should totally do that.

Also include these:

Bro Truck: 2wd trucks only, Trunk nuts, Res delete, Lift kit, Chrome wheels with horrible cheap tires, "I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKIN" sticker for the rear window.

Donk: Candy-Whatever paintjob, Velour everything interior, Massive green wheels, Skittles graphics, Horrible stereo from the early 2000's with 100 speakers but still sounds shitty.

Prius: Dirty ass interior, Dirty ass exterior, Battered rear bumper, Political bumper stickers, and coffee mugs and library books in the interior.

Tohru > jkm7680 12/27/2014 at 21:21

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My dad works at a Toyota dealer. I asked him if the parts department stocks Obama stickers as a dealer-installed option for the Prius, and he just laughed.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 12/27/2014 at 21:26

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jkm7680 > Tohru 12/27/2014 at 21:26

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Hahahaha, I totally would stock those if I worked at a Toyota dealer.

Except, I'd replace them with these. Nobody would notice.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/27/2014 at 22:28

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No, that's for a lifted Cummins Ram.